"Didn't I just tell you I want to come in peace?!"

"Together, we can fix most anything."

"Surprise!"

"I don't know what you're all still carrying on about wine for; I'm a tequila guy now."

Cliff Diving Jesus

"ME, Peter.  I think when I said 'eat me and drink me dry', you took it a bit too far."

"Leave it to country music to get a hit outta me doing this."

Holy smoke!

"What?!  Did you seriously think I was talking about mustard seeds?  LMAO"

Jesus on the Half Shell

Holy Crap!  Look who's making an appearance for my birthday!

"All you have is water, you say?"

"Abracadabra!  It's what I do."

"I get by with a little help from my magic faerie wand..."